10 years ago, I lived in a camper in my friend's backyard. He didn't even know I was there. It wasn't even a nice camper. It was like a homemade pop-up camper. Looked like somebody had duct-taped a tent to a golf cart. I had a 20-inch Coleman television. I had to pump it up during commercials. You couldn't watch porn on it because nobody's that coo
STAND UP 3. Go to college? Brigham Young. F*** dude. I'm the watchdog at our house. I'm the reluctant watchdog. I don't sleep very well. I have sleep apnea, which keeps my wife awake. I think if it didn't keep my wife awake, I wouldn't know I had it. This is what I get at 3 o'clock in the morning when I have a 6 o'clock flight. Ron, wake up. Ron, w
STAND UP 1. I consider myself a gold star heterosexual. Now, the reason I know this term is I have lesbian friends too, and I know that a gold star lesbian is a woman who's never had any d***, not once, ever in her life, and I've never had any d***, not once, ever in my life. And I know some guys have had one homosexual experience or two or ten tho
MEMES If we are going to let a bat shit crazy drunk, who's always saying random things be speaker of the House can we at least give the job to Ron White?
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